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Favre – Don’t Funk With My Heart!

July 11, 2008

Brett Favre is losing it. It being his credibility and his stand up guy image.
Sure he can change his mind, but how often? It seems as if Brett has now decided that he really wasn’t 100% sure he was ready to retire. It appears as if Brett still has the itch to play and wants the Packers to take him back.
Come on Brett, stop playing games with everybody. Stay home, drink beer, go fishing and spend time with the ladies in your life for a change.
Brett is a true jock, he loves the sweat and the male testosterone rush. He can’t get enough of it and now that July is here, training camps will be opening, and the season is right around the bend, Brett is “feelin’ it” again.
Stop funking with the hearts of your fans Favre.

HATTIESBURG, Miss — Three days after a conference call with Green Bay Packers team officials on Tuesday in which quarterback Brett Favre emphatically expressed his desire to play in 2008, Favre on Friday formally asked for his contractual release from the Packers in a letter, sources close to Favre and the team said.

The letter was sent by Favre’s agent, James “Bus” Cook, via overnight mail on Thursday and arrived at the Packers facility Friday morning.

Cook, on behalf of Favre, expressed a desire to have an amicable parting, as the Packers have been reluctant to embrace his return. Favre announced his retirement in early March.

During a conference call on Tuesday that included Packers general manager Ted Thompson, Packers coach Mike McCarthy, Favre and Cook, sources say that the quarterback stated emphatically that he wanted to play again.

Favre was reminded by the Packers’ brass that it was in March when the quarterback said publicly and privately that he wasn’t 100 percent committed to football, sources said. Favre acknowledged his state of mind at the time, but added that he never felt he was a 100 percent committed in March of previous years, either. Favre felt he had to make a decision to retire because the Packers were pressing him for an answer, a source said.

During the same conference call on Tuesday, neither Thompson nor McCarthy were openly receptive or enthused about Favre’s desire to un-retire, the sources said, prompting Favre to direct Cook to request his release from the Packers. Favre has three years remaining on his contract for a total of $39 million. He currently is on the reserve-retired list.

Favre wants a mutual parting rather than having to force the Packers’ hand by writing a letter to request his reinstatement to the active 80-man roster. Under league policy, the team would have to comply or release him.

Cook’s letter did suggest that Favre’s accomplishments for the franchise merited the team honoring his request to be released, also asking that the action be taken “with no strings attached.” Favre does not want to be traded, sources said, because he wants the freedom of choice to play for any other franchise.

Favre has been in communication with McCarthy during the past month about his desire to play but until this week had not spoken with Thompson.

Neither Thompson nor McCarthy were available for comment on Friday.

Favre did not wish to speak publicly about his situation when approached while working out Friday morning at a local high school in Hattiesburg. He appeared to be in excellent physical condition and threw the ball with ease, even throwing a football 50 yards “on a rope” with high school receivers. He has been throwing and running with the team for more than a month.

Favre was relaxed and in a positive frame of mind, joking and telling stories about himself, former teammates and coaches. He planned to continue working out next week.

Born on the Fourth of July

July 4, 2008
Fuckit

Fuckit

Happy Fourth, it’s my day to do nothing.
No BBQ, no swim party, no to anything that smells like work. In fact it’s fuckit to everything and everybody.
Want to talk to me? Fucku. Want to see me? Fucku.
It’s one of my fuckit days.

Cooking? Fuckit.
Working? Fuckit.
Shopping? Fuckit.
Cleaning? Fuckit.
Reading? Fuckit.
A-Rod and Madonna are getting it on? Fuckme
Willams Sister in Wimbledon Finals? Fuckem
Bozo the clown is dead? Fuckhim
Hamm fails a drug test? Fucku

What do I do on a fuckit day?
I just say fuckit.

Roger “The Dodger” Clemens

May 1, 2008

Roger the Dodger Clemens 

Roger “The Dodger” Clemens

 Breaking News: Roger Clemens answers questions: 

Q:
Did you take steroids?
A:
No

Q:
Did you have an affair with then 15 year old Mindy McCready?
A:
No

Q:
Is your name Roger Clemens?
A:

No, oops I misremembered.

Maybe we can supply Rocket Man with some ginkgo biloba for his memory issues.
Looking for love in all the wrong places Roger is living out a Country Western song.
The Ballad of Roger The Dodger Clemens.
I was a fool for loving you and I know that it was wrong. But I can’t remember what I do, especially when I’m on my “roids”.
  

Where the hell is Columbo when you need him? How’s about we call Monk and have him obsess about the actions of one of America’s baseball heroes?
Joe DiMaggio where are you when we need you?

Mamas don’t let your sons grow up to be morons and idiots.

Not only is Roger trying to dodge steroid use questions now he is being accused of a relationship with an underage girl.

To make matters worse the shit is hitting the fan at warp speed as heretofore hidden secrets of the rich and famous ball player are making their way across the internet.

 Breaking News

The New York Daily News reports that Clemens and Mindy McCready were lovers when she was only 15 years old and Roger was 28, a married father of two and the Red Sox’ best pitcher.

“I cannot refute anything in the story,” McCready tearfully told the Daily News yesterday.

Breaking News
W
ife of retired pro-wrestler “Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake” claims accused baseball bad boy Roger Clemens made a pass at her 18 years ago, but the married Red Sox [team stats] ace never reached first base.

Breaking News
Barbara Leslie, 43, of Winchester – then a comely waitress at the celeb-magnet Palace nightclub in Saugus – claims that in her brush with the Rocket, he said, “‘What would you do if I tried to kiss you?’ ” and she replied, “‘What would your wife say if you tried to kiss me?”

Clemens’ Houston attorney Rusty Hardin did not respond to a request for comment on this latest accusation of extramarital shenanigans by the seven-time Cy Young Award-winning pitcher, who’s also under investigation by the FBI for steroid abuse.

Leslie, who hadn’t yet met her husband of 15 years, Edward Leslie, was fetching drinks in lifeguard shorts and a tank top at the Palace when, she says, Clemens happened by with a pal in 1990.

“People were going, ‘Roger Clemens is here, and Roger Clemens is here!’ ” she said. “Being a big sports personality in Boston, all the waitresses wanted to wait on him. He definitely didn’t act like a man who was married, though.”

Leslie said Clemens had been in the club about an hour and she admits to flirting with him until he allegedly followed her into a dressing room off-limits to the public, leaned into her and made the clumsy, rebuffed overture.

“Back then, it was a compliment to have someone like Roger Clemens think you’re pretty, and I’m a huge Red Sox fan,” said Leslie, “but the next day, I was totally grossed out.”

And no richer for it, apparently.

“I gotta tell you, he wasn’t that great a tipper,” Leslie said. “As I recall, he didn’t even take his money out.”

Breaking News
Roger “The Dodger” Clemens has decided to take the fifth on every issue, every question and everything in his past until the proverbial cows come home.
Here’s a useful tip Roger, keep your mouth shut and keep it in your pants.

 

About « Doing Joe Namath

April 18, 2008